Lord of the RIIIIIIINNNNGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um yes, I'm bored. Gwen and I are sitting here discussing everything from Commodore Norington to Fritos and Bean Dip!

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD SO FUNNY!!!

Sam: Come on Mr.Frodo, we're almost there!

Frodo: I don't think...I...can...hold it...much...longer!!

Sam: CRAAAWWWLL!!!!

*At the top of Mt.Doom*

Frodo: YES!! IT"S MIIIINE!!

Sam: I need to use it too!! Quit hogging it!

*Flush*

*Sauron's eye looks toward the entrance of Mt.Doom*

Sauron: NOOOOO!!! MY SECRET BATHROOM!!!!!! SOMEONE'S USING MY BATHROOM!!

Frodo: Ok Sam, You can use it now, but be careful; It WILL burn your butt!

Smeagol: MY PRECIOUS!! YOU FLUSHED THE PRECIOUS!!

*Merry and Pippin appear out of nowhere*

Both: WE WANNA USE SAURON'S BATHROOM TOO!!!

Sam: We came all this way just to use it!

Frodo: Wait....wasn't there something else we needed to do too?

*All think*

All: Naaaahhh....

(The end)